Not a beer fan? Maybe your sophisticated tastes clash with your fellow chaps? Fit in with a mug in your hand while sipping the finer tastes. You want stick out (that much) now with a mug in your hand. All that class now in a beer glass.
The good old days when the arcade reigned supreme. Now you can enjoy a blast from the past with the iCade and your iPad. Simply pop in your iPad and install the app and you'll be on your way to blasting asteroids in no time flat.
That oh-so-famous hot sauce you can't get enough of. Whether you've got a hankering for a mouth full of fire for yourself, or you want to share the pain with others, this recipe book will definitely help you pack a punch of spice in every dish.
Delicious ice cold root beer any time you want, made by your own two hands. Is there anything more satisfying? Well, maybe having all the candy you could want… but that’s beside the point. Have fun with the kids or find a fun activity for a weekend afternoon, make your own root beer!
The uranium ore wasn’t good enough for you? Maybe you haven’t satisfied your quench for radioactive things yet. Now you can take things to the next level by drinking out of your very own radioactive waste drinking glass set.
Tightrope walking is nothing to scoff at. It takes precious, talent, and patience. Never thought you could do it? Now you can master it on your own time. Hook the line up between two trees at the park, or maybe between two poles in a parking lot. Don't fall!
Have a delicious hot dog when you want. Maybe you can't have a BBQ at your place? Too lazy? No problem! Just pop in your dogs and buns and you'll be munching away at one of American's favorite treats in no time flat.
Now it's easier than ever to add a splash of real fruit juice to your favorite carbonated beverage. For kids and adults alike, this tool will unlock flavorful explorations with none of the health drawbacks of those nasty sodas and fake juices.
The classic game of foosball; now inside your very own coffee table. Challenge friends to a game after a spot of tea, or just use it as a conversation piece with guests. This finely crafted wood piece is sure to please fans.
For the alcoholic who likes to keep his habit on the down-low, literally. This bad boy will fit right on your belt and can easily be concealed. Spice up that boring work day or business conference. You know no one else will.
Fact of life: Soggy cereal sucks. Fret no more. The solution is here. Now you can keep that delicious, crunchy cereal separate until you're ready to take the plunge. Functional, stylish, and delicious.
Giant Gummy Bear. What's there not to love? It's delicious, giant, and cute. How long would it take you to eat five pounds of gummy deliciousness? Girls and guys love the treat. Show someone you care whether or not they have diabetes.
Bring a sense of awe and wonderment to your backyard and/or party. These heavy duty cases can be sat on, are completely waterproof, and rechargeable. Use the remote to turn on the magic when the guests arrive.
Take drinking the blood of your enemies to the next level. Well, maybe not their blood, but I'm sure you could snatch some good booze from them. Revel in your plundered booty as you sip your favorite drinks from your skull glass of doom.
Be a classy, sophisticated drunk when you challenge your friends to a game of checkers; shot glass checkers, that is. Show up all those frat boys that play beer pong with your own game of checkers. Party games will never be the same.
For the true Nintendo die-hards. Now you can play your favorite SNES classics in the palm of your hand. But why stop there? This awesome piece of electronic nostalgia can also turn into your very own SNES game console that you can hook into your TV and plug SNES controllers into.
The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.
Be the beer master at your next meet-up. When you're ready to wage a war on sobriety, you'll be prepared. No longer will you have to walk to the cooler again like a sucker. With these foam insulated slots you'll always be ready for a cold one. BEER ME!
Why let professional photographers with their expensive lenses be the only ones who can take amazing 360 degree panoramic shots? Now you can take advantage of the amazing iPhone camera and show off to your friends all the awesome concerts and venues you've visited, in 360 degrees!
Why hire someone and waste money, or have an amateur mess up that important shot? With this amazing invention, you can now have the camera follow you where ever you go. Keep you in the shot, and get that professional quality touch, for free!
Prone to spontaneous bouts of explosive diarrhea? Worry no more. When you've got a box of these life-savers nearby, you'll never have to plan your escape route from work without being seen after another case of mud butt.
What's better than ice cream and pizza? PIZZA CONES! A new take on everyone's favorite classic Italian dish. Bake some dough, wrap it up, and melt your favorite toppings inside. The perfect delicious treat for all.
Smuggle your booze on the cruise in these fool-proof containers that look like regular shampoo bottles. They'll never know you brought the good stuff onboard as they pass your luggage right through security.
Plug up that wine bottle with this handy dandy plumber's secret weapon. Don't worry, these are guaranteed to not have been used to unplug your clogged toilet beforehand. Maybe you could plunge a really tiny toilet afterward, though.
Someone a constant complainer? Now you can show them just how you feel. Take your time revealing the case, opening it slowly, tuning the instrument, and preparing to play. It will be music to your ears.
Hate spam? Well do we have a great alternative for you. Great for parties and children, you can now tell everyone what you will be cooking for dinner. It is best to have one of them help you prepare the meat.
Did you spend a lifetime building skull lava fortresses and giant diamond statues too? Can't get enough Minecraft in your life? Now you can bring the game into reality. Start chipping away with this crafted tool.
Engage! Now you can be the captain, exploring the universe and making contact with countless alien civilizations. That, or you can look cool browsing the interwebs in your very own badass inflatable Star Trek Captain's Chair.