Not a beer fan? Maybe your sophisticated tastes clash with your fellow chaps? Fit in with a mug in your hand while sipping the finer tastes. You want stick out (that much) now with a mug in your hand. All that class now in a beer glass.

The good old days when the arcade reigned supreme. Now you can enjoy a blast from the past with the iCade and your iPad. Simply pop in your iPad and install the app and you'll be on your way to blasting asteroids in no time flat.

That oh-so-famous hot sauce you can't get enough of. Whether you've got a hankering for a mouth full of fire for yourself, or you want to share the pain with others, this recipe book will definitely help you pack a punch of spice in every dish.

Sharing isn’t always caring. Make sure everyone knows who’s wine bottle this is. Set the combination and sleep easy knowing that the wine gnomes won’t be stealing anymore of your wine any time soon.

Delicious ice cold root beer any time you want, made by your own two hands. Is there anything more satisfying? Well, maybe having all the candy you could want… but that’s beside the point. Have fun with the kids or find a fun activity for a weekend afternoon, make your own root beer!

The uranium ore wasn’t good enough for you? Maybe you haven’t satisfied your quench for radioactive things yet. Now you can take things to the next level by drinking out of your very own radioactive waste drinking glass set.

Tightrope walking is nothing to scoff at. It takes precious, talent, and patience. Never thought you could do it? Now you can master it on your own time. Hook the line up between two trees at the park, or maybe between two poles in a parking lot. Don't fall!

Show the little ones that you care. Impress guests with a unique surprise. Make a cute animal face on your hard-boiled eggs and put a smile on someone's face, and yours too!

Have a delicious hot dog when you want. Maybe you can't have a BBQ at your place? Too lazy? No problem! Just pop in your dogs and buns and you'll be munching away at one of American's favorite treats in no time flat.

Take your wrestling career to the next level... thumb wrestling, that is. Show your friends who's boss in the ring. Challenge them to a dual and show them your A-game with the Pro Thumb Wrestler.

Now it's easier than ever to cut a slice of your favorite dish. With this ergonomic and aesthetically-pleasing design, you'll have an easy and enjoyable time to dish out your favorite treat.

Now it's easier than ever to add a splash of real fruit juice to your favorite carbonated beverage. For kids and adults alike, this tool will unlock flavorful explorations with none of the health drawbacks of those nasty sodas and fake juices.

The classic game of foosball; now inside your very own coffee table. Challenge friends to a game after a spot of tea, or just use it as a conversation piece with guests. This finely crafted wood piece is sure to please fans.

Pound that brew like a man! For the beer drinker who takes the sport seriously, I present to you the giant fist can koozie. Show your friends who the real pro is when you tip back that cold one.

It's a classic. You could never get enough as a kid, and now you can get all you want while on the go. Test your memory and timing with this great portable electronic Simon Says. Beep-boop-boop-beep!

What's better than brownies? Maybe brownies a la mode... mmmm... brownies a la mode... *Ahem* Entertain guests or just entertain your hunger with delicious brownies any time.

Pizza and power tools: This is man's land. In man's land, we cut our food with dangerous power tools. Well, almost. Look like a boss cutting up slices of your favorite dish at your next bash.

For the alcoholic who likes to keep his habit on the down-low, literally. This bad boy will fit right on your belt and can easily be concealed. Spice up that boring work day or business conference. You know no one else will.

Warning: Do not use during political campaigns; you will run out of batteries fast. Otherwise, let your friends know when you catch them trying to pull a fast one on you.

Mickey mouse, don't worry. This lovely piece will only cut you off a slice of your favorite treat. Show the mouse who's boss of the house. Cheese just tastes better ironically.

Fact of life: Soggy cereal sucks. Fret no more. The solution is here. Now you can keep that delicious, crunchy cereal separate until you're ready to take the plunge. Functional, stylish, and delicious.

Giant Gummy Bear. What's there not to love? It's delicious, giant, and cute. How long would it take you to eat five pounds of gummy deliciousness? Girls and guys love the treat. Show someone you care whether or not they have diabetes.

Bring a sense of awe and wonderment to your backyard and/or party. These heavy duty cases can be sat on, are completely waterproof, and rechargeable. Use the remote to turn on the magic when the guests arrive.

Cookies and ice cream, need I say more? Kids and adults will love building their own amazing ice cream sandwiches with this great invention. How many layers can you make?

Take drinking the blood of your enemies to the next level. Well, maybe not their blood, but I'm sure you could snatch some good booze from them. Revel in your plundered booty as you sip your favorite drinks from your skull glass of doom.

Be a classy, sophisticated drunk when you challenge your friends to a game of checkers; shot glass checkers, that is. Show up all those frat boys that play beer pong with your own game of checkers. Party games will never be the same.

For the true Nintendo die-hards. Now you can play your favorite SNES classics in the palm of your hand. But why stop there? This awesome piece of electronic nostalgia can also turn into your very own SNES game console that you can hook into your TV and plug SNES controllers into.

Do your kids always draw on the wall? Just think your wall could use some awesome chalk drawings in general? Now you can draw all over the walls when you paint them with chalkboard house paint.

The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.

Be the beer master at your next meet-up. When you're ready to wage a war on sobriety, you'll be prepared. No longer will you have to walk to the cooler again like a sucker. With these foam insulated slots you'll always be ready for a cold one. BEER ME!

Now you can make the music blast wherever you are. Not only that, but these bad boys are dust, water, and shockproof. They're virtually indestructible. Look awesome while rocking out.

Take a fun twist on the ice cream bowl and cookie. Combine the two and you have a fully-edible cookie ice cream bowl! Hand these out at your parties and everyone will be screaming for ice cream.

Why let professional photographers with their expensive lenses be the only ones who can take amazing 360 degree panoramic shots? Now you can take advantage of the amazing iPhone camera and show off to your friends all the awesome concerts and venues you've visited, in 360 degrees!

Why hire someone and waste money, or have an amateur mess up that important shot? With this amazing invention, you can now have the camera follow you where ever you go. Keep you in the shot, and get that professional quality touch, for free!

The gift that's not only fun and educational, but delicious! Bubble gum is a centuries old treat. After you have learned the process of making bubble gum, you can reap the rewards of your labor.

Prone to spontaneous bouts of explosive diarrhea? Worry no more. When you've got a box of these life-savers nearby, you'll never have to plan your escape route from work without being seen after another case of mud butt.

Be on the bleeding edge of culinary cutlery. You will be the jealousy of your cooking cuisine friends when they come by to see you preparing your meal with this beautiful half art, half utility piece.

Need chilled wine in a jiffy? Pop the Corkcicle into your favorite wine on the go. Your wine will be chilled in no time for you and your party to enjoy when you get to your destination.

What's better than ice cream and pizza? PIZZA CONES! A new take on everyone's favorite classic Italian dish. Bake some dough, wrap it up, and melt your favorite toppings inside. The perfect delicious treat for all.

Fire off a few rounds with your friends. Load your shell, aim, and fire! Just don't let the cops catch you. If they do, maybe you can offer them a few rounds to ease the tension.

Whether you're a Star Wars fan or you just love perdy colors, these are for you. Eat your pan-Asian cuisine in nerd style all day, every day.

No, you're not tripping hard. That is actual rainbow colors dripping down from those candles. Use them as colorful accents in a room, or just show them off to people. Trippy!

Smuggle your booze on the cruise in these fool-proof containers that look like regular shampoo bottles. They'll never know you brought the good stuff onboard as they pass your luggage right through security.

Stop right there... while I take a drink. Holster yourself some fine spirits in this pistol flask. Made of stainless steel, it also looks as awesome as what's inside tastes.

12 Noon, tea time. This calls for some toast. Set your sipped hot beverages atop this durable loaf of bread slices to keep your tea table clean.

Plug up that wine bottle with this handy dandy plumber's secret weapon. Don't worry, these are guaranteed to not have been used to unplug your clogged toilet beforehand. Maybe you could plunge a really tiny toilet afterward, though.

Do you go bananas for wine? Now you can show others just how much of a wine connoisseur you really are. Let's just hope those escaped monkeys from the zoo don't like wine too...

Can't get enough bacon either? Now you can have it in lollipop form. There is no end to bacon's awesomeness. Enjoy that wonderful flavor for hours on end.

Great gift, or greatest gift ever? Show the bacon lover in your life how much you appreciate them with this gift-boxed treat of the gods.

Lay out like a beautiful flower atop this... beautiful flower. Well, the gesture was nice anyway. Stay cool in the pool while laying out on this fun floaty.

Pip pip, cheerio'! Bring your party to ye olden times, when spectacular, manly, handlebar moustaches roamed free in the streets from Yorkshire to the Wild West.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Banana Phone. Now people can look at you like you're crazy and have a reason for doing so. Show that hobo who's boss.

Someone a constant complainer? Now you can show them just how you feel. Take your time revealing the case, opening it slowly, tuning the instrument, and preparing to play. It will be music to your ears.

Good day, O'l chap! Show your friends just how bougie you are, or maybe disguise yourself in public. These temporary moustache tattoos are the perfect way to show people just how classy you are.

FREEZE! Now you can look suave at parties with your own ice-cold firearms. Drop one of these bad boys in your vodka martini and put Bond on ice. Shaken, not stirred, of course.

Science on your desktop. Pop this bad boy into your computer's USB port and watch the electrical beauty that is plasma dance before your very eyes.

Are 8-bits all the graphics quality you need? Have your fashion exemplify that too. Now you can look the part and show all those new-age 32-bit noobs what real gaming is about.

Do you have everything? No you don't. Not until you have your very own yodeling pickle. One push of the button and you can finally say your life is complete.

Hate spam? Well do we have a great alternative for you. Great for parties and children, you can now tell everyone what you will be cooking for dinner. It is best to have one of them help you prepare the meat.

Hallelujah! The toast has risen! Now you can be saved every morning. Break a piece off and feel the healing power of this toasty treat.

Did you spend a lifetime building skull lava fortresses and giant diamond statues too? Can't get enough Minecraft in your life? Now you can bring the game into reality. Start chipping away with this crafted tool.

Engage! Now you can be the captain, exploring the universe and making contact with countless alien civilizations. That, or you can look cool browsing the interwebs in your very own badass inflatable Star Trek Captain's Chair.