Why bother with land line phones anymore. The problem is, the handset at your desk is more convenient than holding a cell phone with a USB cable to talk for hours. The best of both worlds is now at hand... no pun intended. Look like a pro and take care of business in style.

Being stuck with nothing or no one to help you is a disparaging situation. You know the Boy Scout's moto, "Always be prepared," so why not do yourself the favor? This simple and cheap kit might just save you and/or a loved one's life.

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

Grubby hands? OCD from using the keyboard after someone else? Just want to spill a soda on it because you can? Worry no more. You can just pop this beautifully designed keyboard right into the sink for a good scrubbing. The laser-etched keys are the cherry on top!

Airports, trains, busses, or just for pleasure reading. The Amazon Kindle eBook reader is not only convenient, but versatile. With an incredibly long battery life, and the ability to freely use wi-fi hotspots to access the Amazon Bookstore for book purchases, you will never need a library card ever again.

Can’t live without your espresso maker? Need your coffee fix ASAP? Now you can take one with you where ever you go. Made of stainless steel, it will even last your abuse in the rugged outdoors. Who wouldn’t want to wake up with a nice shot of espresso at the camp site?

Whether you enjoy camping or you're in an emergency situation, the Zippo Emergency Fire Starter is a safe bet. Water-sealed case, wax-sealed tinder sticks, and a flint wheel guarantee fire when you need it. Never leave home without it.

Everyone knows the dreaded tangled earbuds problem. You put them into your pocket nice and neat, but what came out was a nightmare. Now you no longer have to worry. You can easily wrap your headphone cord around this simple tool and kiss tangled earbuds goodbye.

Always be prepared. You may never know when a tool like this could save your life. Stuck on a desert island? Crash land in the middle of the Amazon? Small enough to fit in a pocket or purse, be ready when the time comes.

Oh, more wires. Just what every technophile loves to have to deal with. Well, we can't get rid of the wires for you, but we can help you manage them. Now you can keep those HDMI cables neat and tidy behind the television.

The classic game of foosball; now inside your very own coffee table. Challenge friends to a game after a spot of tea, or just use it as a conversation piece with guests. This finely crafted wood piece is sure to please fans.

This cute character sits in your refrigerator waiting for you to return. When you open the door, you will be greeted in Japanese. Say konichiwa to the Fridgeezoo Hogen refrigerator polar bear.

No need for batteries. This little fella' will run off the free energy of the sun. No one can resist a smile when seeing the happy plant dance back and forth on a sunny day. Spruce up your desk with this happy dancing flower.

Bring a little life to your desk. With minimal effort, you can keep a little bit of green around in this tasteful and hangable glass terrarium. It makes a great gift for your desk or your friends.

Purple Rain. Well, maybe if you enjoy warm showers. This bad boy will tell you just how hot or cold your water is. The rainfall effect is just as soothing as the contentedness you will feel knowing your water temperature before taking the plunge.

Bring a sense of awe and wonderment to your backyard and/or party. These heavy duty cases can be sat on, are completely waterproof, and rechargeable. Use the remote to turn on the magic when the guests arrive.

Can you do the math? You're going to have to if you want to know what time it is. From math nerds to math students, you could always use a little more geekiness to spruce up your home. Show your guests you know your polynomials from your polygons.

Cookies and ice cream, need I say more? Kids and adults will love building their own amazing ice cream sandwiches with this great invention. How many layers can you make?

Do you love your cat, but hate having to deal with all its pent-up energy? Maybe your cat focuses its energy on destructive tendencies? Cats love chasing crazy fast things all over the house. Now you can have this automatic laser toy run your cat tired with no more effort than the flick of a switch.

Do your kids always draw on the wall? Just think your wall could use some awesome chalk drawings in general? Now you can draw all over the walls when you paint them with chalkboard house paint.

The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.

Now you and the lovely can stop worrying about mixing your keys up in a bowl like a caveman. Just pop your key ring into your preferred gender (no one's judging), and don't worry about your keys getting lost ever again.

For the ultimate paranoid. Now you can survive a plane, air balloon, or ship crash on your favorite hostile location. Survive like a pro with the kit from a man who knows how to drink his own urine like a pro.

Take a fun twist on the ice cream bowl and cookie. Combine the two and you have a fully-edible cookie ice cream bowl! Hand these out at your parties and everyone will be screaming for ice cream.

Show off your sophistication with this quality, hardback real leather book cover for your MacBook. Not only is it stylish, but it will protect your shiny new computer from the dangers of the world.

No more restless nights in the heat for you. Hot summer? Does someone turn the heater up all the time? Now you can keep your side of the bed as cool as you want by remote.

The ultimate compact survival kit. You can easily cut, navigate, and hack nature to bend at your will. Don't just survive, get out there and live.

Is Mr. Shnookums the indoor cat that wants out? Don't torture each other any longer. Bring your cat to the outdoors, but in safety. Both of you can now enjoy the fresh air and sunshine together.

Know the time with style. This beautiful mechanical clock is half functional, half art piece. Watch in wonder as the mechanical gears tick away and the hours and minutes flap by.

Enjoy the majesty of these eons old creatures as you watch these life-like jellies swim about in their aquarium. No clean-up and no cleaning required. With LED backlighting, this can make a great room accent.

Never worry about filling the dog's water bowl again. With this ingenious, yet cute, pet accessory, you can train your dog to self serve themselves to water on tap. Help make Fido more self-sufficient.

Be on the bleeding edge of culinary cutlery. You will be the jealousy of your cooking cuisine friends when they come by to see you preparing your meal with this beautiful half art, half utility piece.

Need chilled wine in a jiffy? Pop the Corkcicle into your favorite wine on the go. Your wine will be chilled in no time for you and your party to enjoy when you get to your destination.

Push the steam hand juicer into your favorite fruit of choice and spray away. Add a mist of orange, lemon, or lime zest to dishes to give them that extra spark.

Don't suck at life any longer. Two trips are for losers. Just load all your grocery bags on to the hook and look like the boss of grocery town as you stroll up in one trip with all your bags.

Want to know when the water is hot? Want to make sure you don't burn yourself when someone had the hot water running moments ago? The light will tell you hot or cold. Great as a nightlight as well.

We've all had that oh-crap feeling when we've locked ourselves outside of the house that one time. Never fear. Now you can quickly pull this dud lawn sprinkler from your lawn or garden and get right back into the house.

Never have trouble again finding the right charger for your cell phone. Why buy different types of chargers for different phones for people when you can buy them one size fits all!

No, you're not tripping hard. That is actual rainbow colors dripping down from those candles. Use them as colorful accents in a room, or just show them off to people. Trippy!

Fall asleep to this giant, delicious confection keeping the monsters away. You will be grateful, and maybe a little hungry, when you wake up in the morning looking this guy in the eyes.

Mount this giant recycling bin bounty atop your mantel and bask in its glory. It will certainly be a conversation starter. You can reminisce on the days in the cardboard safari adventure in cardboard Africa where you shot this prized kill.

12 Noon, tea time. This calls for some toast. Set your sipped hot beverages atop this durable loaf of bread slices to keep your tea table clean.

Now you can give your fish that upper-middle class luxury condo living that you always dreamed of. Stack these guys up like the sardines those fat cats downtown live like. You can even paint the outside yourself.

Lay out like a beautiful flower atop this... beautiful flower. Well, the gesture was nice anyway. Stay cool in the pool while laying out on this fun floaty.

Caution: Genius at work. The genius' brain never sleeps. Give your brain a night light while you let your body slack off for a while.

Always losing picks has been the guitarist's bane. Now you no longer have to worry. Not only will you always have a pick around, but you can make them out of awesome things like old credit cards and gift cards.

After that first use of the soap bar we are all scared at remembering which side is which. Now you will no longer have to take the bullet in that timeless game of soap roulette.

Science on your desktop. Pop this bad boy into your computer's USB port and watch the electrical beauty that is plasma dance before your very eyes.

Mr. Pickles wants out for a walk, but it's raining again. What to do? With this handy leash you will no longer have to worry about that wet dog smell again after a walk in the rain.

On those extra hot days, don't you wish you had an igloo you could sit inside? Well now you can. Not only is a cool place to hide out in the pool, but you can even swim up into it through a hole in the base.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Yes, we hate that noise too. Why not wake up in a natural, graceful way to a beautiful sunrise? You can also fall asleep to a sunset, and it includes soothing natural and pleasant sounds to help too.

Miss the Etch-A-Sketch? Now you can have your very own new-age Etch-A-Sketch as a hard case for your iPad. Bring back the good old days of your childhood in style.

Munching on corn is one of the simple pleasures in life, but it's a pain when there's a goofy cob in the way. Elevate your corn eating prowess with this handy dandy corn kerneler.

You can now pay homage to the man that basically invented everything electric that you use today. Edison? No way. We're talking about one of the greatest engineers of all time; Nikola Tesla.

How many times have you lost or broke your USB charger for your phone and other USB-powered devices? Never fear, you can now have your very own USB charging station built right into your power outlet with this awesome, installable wall outlet.